Monday, 20 February 2017

The XX - You Got The Love


DJ MJ


This is Tony Blair

JWP, Going Postal

This is Tony Blair (full name: Anthony Mohindas Lazarus Agnes Lionel Blair). He is very rich. He was once Prime Minister of Great Britain during which time he was briefly married to the President of the USA. He is now married to a woman who is also very rich. They live in big houses and possess several embarrassingly awful swimsuits. He is thought to enjoy staying at various cottages throughout the countryside and towns of England.

Tony Blair started the People's War, a conflict in which he did not fight but in which ordinary people were sent away to be shot.

It is reported that Tony Blair suffers from total deafness as when great numbers of British persons rose up to oppose his People’s War he did not hear a word.


Sunday, 19 February 2017

Tilda -- A Comedy in Six Acts -- 1.2


ACT 1

SCENE 2

The Manor House in the Village of Sebum. Enter SIR PERCY
MALPRACTICE and his Servant MUDGE.

Saturday, 18 February 2017

Tilda -- A Comedy in Six Acts -- 1.1


TILDA

OR

FORTITUDE REWARDED


A Comedy in Six Acts

by

Tachybaptus



ACT 1

SCENE 1

A Flowery Mead. Enter TILDA, with a Basket.